I have figured out what the cause of Global Warming is. Yes, that's right... I know what has happened.
In 1975, the earth had been on a cooling trend for decades. Scientists declared massive evidence supporting Global Cooling as shown in this Newsweek Article in 1975. As global cooling was obviously a fact, everyone must have jumped in with solutions to stop this. I remember doing my part and stopped purchasing aerosol cans of hairspray. Although, they weren't certain what exactly was causing it, we had to do something.
Now look what they've done! They've caused Global Warming. Sheesh... you can stop now. We're warm enough! But don't start us cooling again! I enjoyed this winter.
I see I'm not the only one with some hesitation to embrace this fact:
- Global Warming or global cooling: Which is it?
- Global Hot Air
- Hot and Cold Running Alarmism
- Exposing the villains of environmental hysterics
- Junk Science
- Let Cooler Heads Prevail
- Review of "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton (***looks like I'll have to read that book**)
- There's no Global Warming, because there's no Global Climate
- Too few global skeptics
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But this report was by the National Academy of Science---What do they know? The National Ocean and Atmosphere Administration group that reported a drop of 1/2 degree between 1945 and 1968 probably weren't measuring the temperatures at the north pole tho. besides that was before there were computers. Since computers we should let the computers do our thinking for us.
Of interest in yesterday's Herald was an article saying we will probably be incinerated by 2030. I'm actually thinking with any luck and some significant warming there will be no need to go south in the winter during my last years----I do feel sorry for you kids tho!
In a few years you won't even have to leave Alberta in the winter... as it will look and feel just like Arizona! ;)
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